Ligmutnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, almighty gorilla.

Ligmutnarl created Mount Everest six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligmutnarl, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ligmutnarl, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Ligmutnarl's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Ligmutnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always help grasshopers.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.