Figtargominrultinsaglag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, merciless fox.

Figtargominrultinsaglag created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Figtargominrultinsaglag, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Figtargominrultinsaglag, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Figtargominrultinsaglag's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Figtargominrultinsaglag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Figtargominrultinsaglag must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never hurt otters.

5. Erect four silver sculptures of Figtargominrultinsaglag on top of important buildings.