Davdimfat is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, merciful pigeon.

Davdimfat created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Davdimfat, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Davdimfat, she will laugh at you.

Davdimfat's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Davdimfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Never eat beans.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near capybaras while wearing cyan ear rings.

5. Always help sick badgers.