Rotwipartkin is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, blissful dove.

Rotwipartkin created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotwipartkin, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rotwipartkin, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Rotwipartkin's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Rotwipartkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chromosomes.

2. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

5. Never feed beans to dolphins while wearing gray shorts.