Ratmifbut is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, happy crane.

Ratmifbut created the Sun nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ratmifbut, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ratmifbut, she will be very sad.

Ratmifbut's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Ratmifbut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six doves approach from the north.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Never wear orange skirts.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Learn four new languages a year.