Kabzodvanfliskamyog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, merciful deer.

Kabzodvanfliskamyog created the Sun five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kabzodvanfliskamyog, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kabzodvanfliskamyog, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Kabzodvanfliskamyog's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Kabzodvanfliskamyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face red.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Feed all hungry seals.

4. Never write about spacetime.

5. Do not stand on grass.