Dincenjab is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, egotistical rat.

Dincenjab created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dincenjab, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dincenjab, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dincenjab's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Dincenjab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never hurt pigs.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Never eat bark.