Bodlargmat is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, overgenerous mouse.

Bodlargmat created the Whirlpool Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodlargmat, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bodlargmat, it will not invite you to parties.

Bodlargmat's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bodlargmat's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bodlargmat five times a day.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.