Parkwadkon is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, blissful salamander.

Parkwadkon created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkwadkon, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Parkwadkon, she will turn you into a sheep.

Parkwadkon's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Parkwadkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention seals.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Do not hurt porpoises.

4. Never eat figs.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.