Fatkandod is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, humorless meerkat.

Fatkandod created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatkandod, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fatkandod, it will turn you into a plant.

Fatkandod's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Fatkandod's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed limes to badgers while wearing gray trousers.

2. Always treat voles with great respect.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Fatkandod on top of all buildings.

4. You must pray to Fatkandod five times a day.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.