Flagsaknel is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, stupid mongoose.

Flagsaknel created the Whirlpool Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagsaknel, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flagsaknel, he will curse you with boils.

Flagsaknel's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Flagsaknel's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help shrews.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

5. Worship no other gods but Flagsaknel.