Tofbudrigcim is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unjust mole.

Tofbudrigcim created the planet Venus seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tofbudrigcim, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tofbudrigcim, she will send minions to preach to you.

Tofbudrigcim's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Tofbudrigcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Put Tofbudrigcim first in all things.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

5. Do not cook food in pots.