Sadfotbod is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, charitable coyote.

Sadfotbod created carbon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadfotbod, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sadfotbod, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sadfotbod's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Sadfotbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair orange.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never write about dark energy.

5. Mites are not to be trusted.