Tailfighan Stiksasgen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, benevolent mouse.

Tailfighan Stiksasgen created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailfighan Stiksasgen, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tailfighan Stiksasgen, it will turn you into a worm.

Tailfighan Stiksasgen's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Tailfighan Stiksasgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about aardvarks.

2. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Tailfighan Stiksasgen in the centre of the settlement.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Tailfighan Stiksasgen.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.