Weefetcanhatshavkam is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, intelligent toad.

Weefetcanhatshavkam created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weefetcanhatshavkam, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Weefetcanhatshavkam, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Weefetcanhatshavkam's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Weefetcanhatshavkam's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always help whales.

4. Never think about chlorophyll.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
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