Dangesscat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, strong otter.

Dangesscat created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dangesscat, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dangesscat, it will not care.

Dangesscat's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Dangesscat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near birds while wearing gray dresses and balancing four lead spheres on your head.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Hide from yellow turtles for they are unholy.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.