Narlmiprak is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, charitable parrot.

Narlmiprak created the cosmos four billion years ago.

If you believe in Narlmiprak, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Narlmiprak, it will remove you from existence.

Narlmiprak's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Narlmiprak's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick turtles.

2. Do not speak about wheat.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Narlmiprak.