Budfumtim is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, caring alligator.

Budfumtim created energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Budfumtim, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Budfumtim, it will turn you into a duck.

Budfumtim's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Budfumtim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Never hurt dolphins.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Budfumtim loves badgers, so they must be respected.