Tongubbud is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, pitiless hedgehog.

Tongubbud created a down quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tongubbud, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tongubbud, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tongubbud's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Tongubbud's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from gray mice for they are unholy.

2. Put Tongubbud first in all things.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.