Bitbossarp is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, tiresome yak.

Bitbossarp created a down quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitbossarp, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bitbossarp, he will manifest in front of you.

Bitbossarp's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Bitbossarp's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from gray gulls, for they are unholy.

2. Never allow porpoises to witness sacred rites.

3. Never record numbers.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching aluminium.

5. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.