Nullbot is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, two-faced unicorn.

Nullbot created life two years ago.

If you believe in Nullbot, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nullbot, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Nullbot's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Nullbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple corsets.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always wear white.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.