Zindidzit is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, fast fairy.

Zindidzit created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zindidzit, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zindidzit, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Zindidzit's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Zindidzit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

5. Do not shave your hands.