Gepsafxen is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, charitable goat.

Gepsafxen created the planet Saturn seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepsafxen, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gepsafxen, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gepsafxen's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Gepsafxen's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from fawn hamsters, for they are unholy.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near cats while wearing blue trousers and balancing eight carbon spheres on your face.