Sanflabcum is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omnipotent dryad.

Sanflabcum created water four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanflabcum, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sanflabcum, she will make you grow a tail.

Sanflabcum's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Sanflabcum's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Never play with disobedient children.