Fablogfar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, flying grasshopper.

Fablogfar created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Fablogfar, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fablogfar, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Fablogfar's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Fablogfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Never paint your hands mauve.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.