Renrawnad is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, happy wolf.

Renrawnad created the planet Mars three billion years ago.

If you believe in Renrawnad, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Renrawnad, it will make you grow a tail.

Renrawnad's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Renrawnad's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Renrawnad.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Put Renrawnad first in all things.

4. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Renrawnad in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.