Gankanfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, competent bird.

Gankanfarn created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gankanfarn, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gankanfarn, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Gankanfarn's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Gankanfarn's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Gankanfarn.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.