Pomtarvadwigligsagcemren Nurtdabged is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, deceitful grasshopper.

Pomtarvadwigligsagcemren Nurtdabged created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Pomtarvadwigligsagcemren Nurtdabged, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pomtarvadwigligsagcemren Nurtdabged, she will try to impress you with trees.

Pomtarvadwigligsagcemren Nurtdabged's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Pomtarvadwigligsagcemren Nurtdabged's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pomtarvadwigligsagcemren Nurtdabged.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never write about dark energy.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near goats while wearing orange corsets and balancing seven titanium spheres on your face.