Yarlstipflab is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, weak crow.

Yarlstipflab created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Yarlstipflab, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yarlstipflab, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Yarlstipflab's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Yarlstipflab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yarlstipflab.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always help sick dolphins.