Dotsigbog is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, prudent seal.

Dotsigbog created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Dotsigbog, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dotsigbog, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dotsigbog's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Dotsigbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back violet.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. You must love Dotsigbog.

5. Dotsigbog loves sharks, so they must be respected.