Sanhigpang is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, two-faced hippopotamus.

Sanhigpang created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Sanhigpang, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sanhigpang, it will turn you into a mole.

Sanhigpang's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Sanhigpang's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.