Budbagbam is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, caring giraffe.

Budbagbam created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Budbagbam, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Budbagbam, he will try to impress you with trees.

Budbagbam's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Budbagbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Budbagbam loves moths, so they must be honoured.

4. Run away from gray hamsters, for they are unholy.

5. Retreat if four porpoises approach from the north.