Banmapkapfit is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, generous mole.

Banmapkapfit created the world two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banmapkapfit, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Banmapkapfit, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Banmapkapfit's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Banmapkapfit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow seals, for they are unholy.

2. Feed all hungry turtles.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Hide from brown mice for they are unholy.

5. Shun those given to vanity.