Taptad is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, self-confident narwhal.

Taptad created water three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taptad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Taptad, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Taptad's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Taptad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not drink alcohol.