Cabrilljapbep is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, tiresome naga.

Cabrilljapbep created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabrilljapbep, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cabrilljapbep, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cabrilljapbep's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Cabrilljapbep's Holy Commandments

1. Cabrilljapbep loves mice, so they must be honoured.

2. You must never eat cucumbers.

3. Never talk about snakes.

4. Never hurt shrews.

5. Pray towards the north.