Arngodgam is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonourable octopus.

Arngodgam created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Arngodgam, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Arngodgam, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Arngodgam's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Arngodgam's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Arngodgam.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not eat lentils.