Fottigtail is a god.
She takes the form of a heavy, egotistical
weasel.
Fottigtail created everything that exists three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fottigtail, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Fottigtail, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Fottigtail's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.
Fottigtail's Holy Commandments1. Never hop in holy places.
2. Never paint your head turquoise.
3. Never talk about solid mechanics.
4. Never jump near birds.
5. Do not listen to music.