Gedxinfab is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, witless goat.

Gedxinfab created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedxinfab, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gedxinfab, he will ignore you.

Gedxinfab's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Gedxinfab's Holy Commandments

1. Birds are not to be trusted.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Never speak of fate in the presence of children.

4. Never prepare peanuts during winter.

5. Never feed lots of corn to seals while wearing indigo trousers.