Vonkfitgig is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, thoughtless
goose.
Vonkfitgig created the planet Venus four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Vonkfitgig, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Vonkfitgig, it will cry a lot.
Vonkfitgig's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.
Vonkfitgig's Holy Commandments1. Always treat sheep with great respect.
2. Feed all hungry capybaras.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Never talk about comets.