Bastgiljab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-confident whale.

Bastgiljab created Africa five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastgiljab, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bastgiljab, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bastgiljab's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Bastgiljab's Holy Commandments

1. Geese are not to be trusted.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not resist order.