Ratdadshav is a god.
She takes the form of a plump, dishonourable
rhinoceros.
Ratdadshav created Europe nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Ratdadshav, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Ratdadshav, she will turn you into a snail.
Ratdadshav's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.
Ratdadshav's Holy Commandments1. Ratdadshav must be the most important thing in your life.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Ratdadshav in the centre of the settlement.
4. Never write about fluid mechanics.
5. Do not wear silver on your body.