Rutquimfad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, cheerful penguin.

Rutquimfad created water three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutquimfad, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rutquimfad, she will have a low opinion of you.

Rutquimfad's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Rutquimfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not hurt eagles.

4. Never jump in the presence of goats.

5. Never talk about horses.