Xucsugdod is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-confident camel.

Xucsugdod created the planet Earth four years ago.

If you believe in Xucsugdod, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Xucsugdod, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Xucsugdod's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Xucsugdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Hide from cyan badgers for they are unholy.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. You must love Xucsugdod.