Gudbed is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, dishonourable bee.

Gudbed created the Large Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudbed, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gudbed, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gudbed's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Gudbed's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five ants approach from the south.

2. Run away from fawn whales, for they are unholy.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not keep three rats in a large pit.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gudbed.