Cutbudrat is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, witty
cobra.
Cutbudrat created snails five million years ago.
If you believe in
Cutbudrat, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Cutbudrat, she will send two she bears to sort you out.
Cutbudrat's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.
Cutbudrat's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Always wear violet.
3. Never jump in the presence of cats.
4. Erect nine tin sculptures of Cutbudrat on top of important buildings.
5. Cutbudrat must be the most important thing in your life.