Dubfenwan is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, benevolent hare.

Dubfenwan created life three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubfenwan, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dubfenwan, she will turn you into a hamster.

Dubfenwan's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Dubfenwan's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. You must love Dubfenwan.

3. Voles are not to be trusted.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Dubfenwan on top of all buildings.