Ponhengub is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, charitable
fairy.
Ponhengub created the world five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Ponhengub, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Ponhengub, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Ponhengub's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Ponhengub's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Never feed spinach to gulls while wearing magenta corsets.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Never feed lots of peanuts to tapirs while wearing green rings.
5. Do not speak about garlic.