Poglarntofdimkimbun is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, passionate shrew.

Poglarntofdimkimbun created a charm quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Poglarntofdimkimbun, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Poglarntofdimkimbun, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Poglarntofdimkimbun's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Poglarntofdimkimbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four mites in a large pit.

2. Shrews are not to be trusted.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always obey Poglarntofdimkimbun's priests.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.