Gamfonlit is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, irritating
toad.
Gamfonlit created everything that exists twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Gamfonlit, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Gamfonlit, it will not care.
Gamfonlit's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Gamfonlit's Holy Commandments1. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Erect five iron sculptures of Gamfonlit on top of important buildings.
3. Do not eat rice.
4. Never think about gravity.
5. Never jump near frogs.