Gamfonlit is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, irritating toad.

Gamfonlit created everything that exists twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gamfonlit, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gamfonlit, it will not care.

Gamfonlit's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Gamfonlit's Holy Commandments

1. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Erect five iron sculptures of Gamfonlit on top of important buildings.

3. Do not eat rice.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Never jump near frogs.