Citgesscipren is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, slow tapir.

Citgesscipren created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citgesscipren, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Citgesscipren, it will turn you into a tree.

Citgesscipren's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Citgesscipren's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near hamsters while wearing black kilts and balancing seven platinum spheres on your feet.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always help mice.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.