Gignad is a god.

It takes the form of a small, uncaring otter.

Gignad created a strange quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gignad, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gignad, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Gignad's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Gignad's Holy Commandments

1. Gignad loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. You must never eat nuts.

5. Do not cook food in pots.