Jambamham is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, clever wyrm.

Jambamham created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Jambamham, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jambamham, it will curse you with boils.

Jambamham's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Jambamham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill great tits.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jambamham.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Never talk about dogs.