Lunrawdibfomhannill is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, egotistical aardvark.

Lunrawdibfomhannill created life two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunrawdibfomhannill, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lunrawdibfomhannill, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Lunrawdibfomhannill's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Lunrawdibfomhannill's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest mauve.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think about gravity near aardvarks while wearing cyan boots and balancing nine carbon spheres on your head.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
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